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Why Men Refuse to Throw Away Their Gross Old Pillow — And What That Really Means
If you’ve ever crashed at a friend’s place or peeked under your own pillowcase, you might recognize The Pillow. You know the one — yellowed with age, flattened from years of use, maybe even misshapen like a croissant. And yet…...
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Confessions of a Yellow Pillow Owner: Why I Finally Made the Switch (And What I Learned)
I'll admit it – I was that guy with the yellow pillow. Five years of nightly use had turned my once-white pillow into something resembling aged cheese. My girlfriend's disgusted looks said it all, but I couldn't let go. Why...
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Why Am I Always Tired? Local Man With No Sleep, Hydration, Or Caffeine Blindsided By Inexplicable Fatigue Again
BOSTON, MA — In a stunning turn of events, 28-year-old sales rep Bryan Caldwell expressed shock Thursday morning when a splitting migraine interrupted his third Zoom call of the day. “I don’t get it,” Caldwell said, clutching his skull. “I...
